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Hmmm. I decided to cut short the cheery little convo we were seeming to have and gracefully excuse myself. As I feigned hunger and a need to depart to find something to eat, I was stopped short once again. Obviously I inadvertently opened yet another can of irrefutable worms. "You think you're hungry?! Well by Flibber Majibet, you can't be as hungry as the mentally unstable homeless man on that corner back there, a young model, a wrestler trying to make weight, or as hungry as the Sudanese Orphans!!!" Man! Got me again - especially that last one!
Whew! I decided to cry defeat and just remove myself as quietly as possible. With an infinitesimal nod of my head (I didn't want to call attention to any other "issue") I handed over the imaginary trophy he had been fighting me for and fled.