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Spring BREAK that is!!!! One of the best things about having school aged children is that it makes you really look forward to the breaks... and Spring break is the next one on the list!
My whole family loves the beach. Forget about extracurricular money sucking attractions, just give us sand, sea and sunshine! We always go to a beautiful beach in Florida on the Gulf of Mexico. We don't need anymore "exotic" than that. Because, let's be honest folks, all "exotic" means is "Every toXin yOu haven'TInvited Commencing" (Take a little peek here... if you're brave enough). I mean REALLY, do not drop me off someplace where I have to live, drink, brush and shower with only bottled water the whole entire time for fear of contracting dysentery. Or worse yet... worms. It's bad enough to see your neighbor's dog hot-scootin'-it across the drive way. The LAST thing you want to see is your neighbor dog's OWNER hot-scootin'-it across the driveway! I can imagine it now... "Oh dear, Cole and Trixie must have gone to Grenada again. This is the third time today I've seen them scooting across their gravel drive. They are going to have some nasty friction rubs. Poor things."
Yes, so give me my little safe tropical spot in the sun. Am I a little OCD, you ask? I'm not sure how you ever got such a silly notion like that, now go wash your hands already, and mind your own business!