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This blog is 99% humor with a dash of 1% serious. Go ahead, sit back, relax and enjoy the funnier side of everyday life. Whatever you do, DON'T forget to read the older posts. Each one is an animal all of it's own, REALLY! ***********ALSO... In each "FRUGAL FIX" post I give out awesome coupon codes and freebies. WEEEEE!! Stay tuned to consume!


what. a. day.


A Bad Day for Pretty: A Crime NovelI'm having "a day" today.  Feeling a tad overwhelmed with the everyday... bills, meals, bills, money, bills, bills, appointments, bills, meetings, bills, errands.  I'm not sure exactly what it is, just a dreary day even though the sun is shining.  I don't know, I guess it could be because I'm paying bills.  Or should I say, trying to pay bills today. 

Zojirushi EC-BD15 Fresh Brew Thermal Carafe Coffee MakerWhip-It! Whipped Cream Dispenser (1/2 Liter all metal w. plastic head)These are the moments that make me feel like I really need a double octane gallon of coffee with every imaginable add-in known to man.  All of the very UNhealthy add-ins.  Yes let's use the real whipping cream, not 1% milk that some losers try to pass off as cream.  I mean COME ON, what in the world is 1% milk anyway?!?  It looks like the water that runs off a paint brush when you're cleaning it.  And just forget the taste because there is NO taste!  

Wholesome Sweeteners Fair Trade Organic Sugar, 16-Ounce Pouches (Pack of 12)Next add-in.  SUGAR.  Oh you read it correctly, yes you did.  I want so much sugar packed in this puppy that I feel like a 5 year old visiting Disney World for the first time.

Belgian Truffles 48oz.DonckelsI'm not done.  Man alive, you must be some sort of wimp if you thought that was it!  One word... chocolate.  I have estrogen therefore I need chocolate.  Someday, when I care, I'll study the connection between estrogen and chocolate cravings.  Until then I'll just continue thanking my lucky stars.  So pour in the truffle chocolate BABY!!

(If I don't have immediate heart failure) After I've finished this off I imagine my day will be looking up considerably.


DaVinci Gourmet Cane Sugar Syrup, 750 ml BottleCuisinart Supreme Grind Automatic Burr Mill (CCM-16PC1)Ghirardelli Black Label Chocolate Sauce


  1. Well, welcome to the Land of Blog, sweetpea!!! Nice to meet you. Just keep blogging and they'll come and find you sooner or later.

  2. Sugar and chocolate, that will make any day better for sure!