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This blog is 99% humor with a dash of 1% serious. Go ahead, sit back, relax and enjoy the funnier side of everyday life. Whatever you do, DON'T forget to read the older posts. Each one is an animal all of it's own, REALLY! ***********ALSO... In each "FRUGAL FIX" post I give out awesome coupon codes and freebies. WEEEEE!! Stay tuned to consume!


1 Year Ago "What She (DOESN'T) Tell You In Her Cute Little Public Health Journal" Was Born...

When I wrote this a year ago I felt (and still feel) full disclosure is a good thing!  Well, at the very least, a lot more entertaining...

I recently read a health journal a 30 something woman had posted for the whole world to see and envy. It was a run down of her day including exercise and the foods she ate. As I read through it I felt like something was missing. Perhaps the whole truth! I have taken it upon myself to post a true-to-life health journal that includes the things "they" (don't) tell us...

DAY 29

~ Woke up in time to see the sun rising this morning
(panicked when I couldn't remember what day it was)

~ Performed a delicious full body stretch
(expelled a tremendous amount of gas)

~ Bounded out of bed ready to start the day
(landed on a binder clip, pointy side up #@*!)

~ Got ready for my morning jog by putting on my adorable tank with cutie pie cotton/Lycra shorts
(so my thighs won't chaff anymore, maybe I should consider aqua jogging instead)

~ Ran 3 miles in record time
(because the BIG call of nature came knocking once I was a mile and a half from home... I knew I should have taken the time to go before I left!)

~ Showered
(didn't shave my legs again - they're starting to look a little hypertrichotic)

~ Ate a yummy breakfast of 3 walnuts and 2 blueberries
(15 minutes later was still starving so went to McDonalds and ordered a McGriddle meal - WOW did that hit the spot!)

~ Went to work

~ Ate a nutritious lettuce wrap for lunch
(on my break ran to the car and snarfed a Snicker candy bar and downed a Dr. Pepper)

~ Enjoyed the drive home with the windows down
(stupid air conditioner is on the fritz again)

~ Made a simple quick supper
(Hamburger Helper)

~ Did some end-of-day weight training to work my pectorals which is paying off because my breasts are definitely looking perkier
(too bad I'm a AA cup)

~ Went to bed really early, gotta get my beauty rest - sweet dreams everybody:)
(Insomnia hit. Got back up. Dug a Hostess Twinkie out of the back of my closet and guzzled a glass of whole milk. Got back in bed and slept like a baby.)

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