If you live in a tropical climate then this post is not for you. Today's little golden nugget is for the rest of us who live in areas that have a change of seasons - yeah, isn't it cool?!?* (*Laced with much sarcasm). It always floors me when every single year people wonder where all the snow is coming from. REALLY?! I suppose it wouldn't have a thing to do with the fact that it's winter? Don't you just get so annoyed with those people?!? Well, count me in. I mean count me in with the annoying people. Because I am DONE with the massive amounts of snow and ice. DONE DONE DONE!!!
Not only that, but I'm done with everyone around me hacking, coughing, blowing noses, sneezing, puffy eyes and grimacing when they swallow because of their soar throats. And to top it all off, I'm completely done with the perpetual aroma of Vick's - the least people could do is periodically switch to Mentholatum
CHERRY!
I want to run away, except with my whole family with me. I don't want to run away from them, just from the snow and ice... from winter! I want to bask on a beach and bake my milky white complexion in the warm sun. Until that can happen, I guess I'll just have to settle for slathering myself with Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil and sitting in front of the open oven set on 500 degrees and pretend.
And dream of ...
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